Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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