sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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