I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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