So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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