How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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