the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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