we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I still have a little drunk in my system
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
