Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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