Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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