id be glad to
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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