: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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