Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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