I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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