so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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