what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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