sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just had sex bonerless
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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