You work out of a Hotel?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize