you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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