ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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