I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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