Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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