just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After last night, I could never be a politician.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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