No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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