I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
that's an acceptable place to lick
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
this just has baby written all over it
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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