I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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