He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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