i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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