I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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