i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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