I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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