It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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