erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
