check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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