Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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