super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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