Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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