He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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