But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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