yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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