belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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