While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize