S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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