put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
MIDGETS
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I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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