i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
