8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
