Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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