Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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