I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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