it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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