there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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