I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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