that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
