Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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