It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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