So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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